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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Homeschool: Our Scintillating Conversation

Me: (Child), Get your math.

Child: I don't know where it is.

Me: Well, find it.

Child: Will you help me?

Me: Is it in your bag?

Child: (spoken without moving from couch) No, I took it out.

Me: Look in the bonus room.

Child: It's not there.

Me: What about your bedroom?

Child: It's not there.

Me: FIND YOUR MATH! I DO NOT HAVE IT AND HAVE NOT SEEN IT!!

Child: walks straight out to car and gets her math books

Me: Deep breathing and counting to 10 (or more) so as not to go choke said child and whack her on the head with said math book.

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