Me: (Child), Get your math.
Child: I don't know where it is.
Me: Well, find it.
Child: Will you help me?
Me: Is it in your bag?
Child: (spoken without moving from couch) No, I took it out.
Me: Look in the bonus room.
Child: It's not there.
Me: What about your bedroom?
Child: It's not there.
Me: FIND YOUR MATH! I DO NOT HAVE IT AND HAVE NOT SEEN IT!!
Child: walks straight out to car and gets her math books
Me: Deep breathing and counting to 10 (or more) so as not to go choke said child and whack her on the head with said math book.
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