Over on the right, you really must try out the Pirate Translator Widget. It's a lot of fun. I have been laughing myself silly over some of the things it says. It's good preparation for National Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is September 19. I know, I know, it's only April, but I do like to plan ahead!
See there, that was hysterically funny!
In order to participate in National Talk Like a Pirate Day, you will need your official Pirate Name. Try this name generator.
Once you have your official Pirate Name, you will want to name your Pirate Ship. I liked "Hades' Baleful Barnacle," probably for the alliteration.
I don't know why I find all this so entertaining tonight. I think I need to go to bed. I would like to point out, though, that as I'm typing, Todd is giggling his way through his own Pirate Name Generation and he's Dirty Todd Cash - the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean to get rid of the smell. Bwa ha ha ha ha!